Pudgy Indian

I have seen in coffee houses around town the "My Chocolate Boyfriend." The chocolate man is uniform in all places I have seen it. An obvious generic white man with short wavy hair, blue-jeans and button up the front plaid short-sleeved shirt. OKOKOKOK! I know people well enough to know there are many different preferences out there. Some like the short stubby bald dudes. Some like them a little pudgy. Some like 'em with long wavy hair. Some have glasses. What about punkers? What about skate boarders? What about tattooed dudes? What about men with beards and mustaches? What about men in skirts? What about kilted men? The "My Chocolate Boyfriend" is just a standard white guy. What about black men? What about Indian men? What about Jewish men? What about Mexican men? What about Arabic men? What about mixed bloods? What about smiling men? What about pouty sad men? No. If you want a chocolate boyfriend, you have only one style to choose from, unlike the men you'll see walking down the street.

BUT WAIT! WHY AREN'T THERE ANY CHOCOLATE GIRLFRIENDS! OOOOO! Chocolate Indian Girlfriends with huckleberry filling...AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'LL TAKE A DOZEN!

...oh...there aren't any chocolate girlfriends...not even chocolate girlfriends stuffed with huckleberries...that really sucks!

Well, happy early Valentines Day and V-day.