Pudgy Indian

Driving down the road for work, we spot a Matt Weurker VW Bug. We force it off to the side of the road, remove the driver, set them on the other side of the guardrail (for safety purposes), load the VW Bug into the back of the truck, and head back for the store. At the store, I open the back and show Judi, my boss. "I'll give you $5 bucks for it," I tell her. "Sounds good to me," she says. I pay my money, and with my employee discount, it comes to $4. I get my receipt and drive away in my new Matt Weurker VW Bug. Having dark skin and long hair has taught me a lot of lessons here in America. How to do business is one of them.