Pudgy Indian

Have you ever wondered what is and isn't Indian? You only have to ask the Great Julian "Max" Johnson (a Black Man) or the Great Barbara Lantz (author and White Woman). If you're an Indian and telling me that I'm an Indian...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?! You probably haven't even been racially identified by one or both of these great purveyors of race. If you want to know if you're an Indian or not, contact one of these two fantastic people, afterall, what the fuck do you, your family, or your community know? Probably not one of them has been racially identified by the Greatness of Julian "Max" Johnson or the Great Barbara Lantz. So contact one of these two people right away and find out if you are or aren't Indian. They should know! They have great qualifications at defining Indians because...well...um...just because.