Pudgy Indian

Do you believe yourself to be Indian? Well what the hell do you know?! Unless your race has been defined by the Great Julian "Max" Johnson (a Black Man), or the Great Barbara Lantz (author and White Woman), you have no real idea. If you're an Indian, and are telling me that I'm an Indian, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?! You probably have yet to be racially identified by the great JULIAN "MAX" JOHNSON and or BARBARA LANTZ. Who better to know what is and isn't Indian than these GREAT non-Indians. Just ask them...they'll tell you. So, if you have yet to be racially identified, contact these two people. They'll tell you what is and isn't Indian. And they should know. They...they...they have upstanding qualifications because...um...because they said so. I mean, what the fuck do you know until one or both of these fantastic people have identified you.